A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
- Will you marrow me?
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
Carpals.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What did the mummy say to the zombie?
- Stop ragging on me!
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
What kind of jokes do skeletons tell?
Humerus ones.
What do you call a bodybuilder skeleton?
A musculoskeleton.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What do you call a skeleton who hangs out in coffee shops and listens to indie music?
A hip-ster.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
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