What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
A vampire can't be a comedian. They just aren't funny, and worst of all they always know they suck.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Why did the zombie comedian get booed off stage?
Because the jokes he told were rotten.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What does the zombie say to her zombie crush?
- Are you going to kiss me or rot?
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
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