How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
Why do skeletons drink so much milk?
It’s good for the bones!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Vampires are too easy to play jokes on. Suckers.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
What kind of potatoes do zombies like?
Monster mash.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What did the zombie get when she was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
What do troll mathematicians like to solve?
Parabolems?
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What time do zombies wake up?
At ate o’clock!
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
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