Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
If you're wondering if someone's become a vampire, there's an easy way to tell. A true vampire is always coffin.
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
How much does an elephant skeleton weigh?
Skele-tons.
What do you call a zombie who stir-fries?
Dead Man Wokking
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
How can you tell that vampires love baseball?
They turn into bats every night.
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
The local vampire society is constantly growing. They are always looking for new blood.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
The vampire decided to eat a throat lozenge. It was the only thing he could think of to stop his coffin fit.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
- You’re dead to me.
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What do you call a lineup of food with lots of garlicky dishes?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer!
Where does a Portuguese skeleton live?
Lis-bone
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
A spine-tingler.
What does a baby vampire say before going to bed?
- Turn on the dark, I’m scared of the light.
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