What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
An idea is one of the worst killers of vampires. They don't see it coming, and then it dawns on them.
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Vampires are not even real. Unless you Count Dracula.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
What do bats say to vampires?
“You suck!”
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Why didn’t the lady skeleton wear a bikini?
Because she was big boned.
Normal Zombies: BRAAINNNNSSS!!
Vegetarian Zombies: GRAAINNNNSSS!!
Body Builder Zombies: GAAINNNNSSS!!
Plumber Zombies: DRAAINNNNSSS!!
Conductor Zombies: TRAAINNNNSSS!!
Weatherman Zombies: RAAINNNNSSS!!
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
What did the zombie bank robber say to the cops?
- You'll never take me alive.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What does one vampire say to another before bed?
- I hope you have a fang-tastic day!
Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
What is a zombie that speaks two languages?
Zombilingual.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
Why do vampires always dress so nice?
Because they’re so vein!
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
What is a skeleton’s favorite thing to do with their cell phone?
Take skelfies.
What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
A zoombie.
Why did the zombie bite off the comedian's hands?
His jokes were too funny to handle.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
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