The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
You can't ever get the attention of a vampire on Halloween. They're way too busy looking for their necks victim.
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
Napolean Bone-aparte.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
I asked a vampire if I could borrow some money. He told me he needed to go to the blood bank.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
I knew a vampire who became a poet.
He went from bat to verse.
What’s a vampire’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A Midsummer Bite’s Dream.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
What do you call a zombie DJ?
A dead beat.
The vampires were in a mood, so I thought I'd do something to cheer them up. They were over the moon that I re-vamped their castle.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What do skeletons say when they set off to sea?
- Bone voyage!
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
It sends chills up their spine.
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
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