What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Medieval scientists were known to be very arrogant and stubborn. They thought that everything revolved around them!
Medieval cures...
Were leeches on society
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe?
More often than not, they were called "peasants"
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
A knight-mare
The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
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