Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
"I whip my hare back and forth."
He’s an elf-made man.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Cutest clover in the patch.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
"You make me egg-static."
"Having a good hare day."
Best in snow.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Dublin over in laughter.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Snow thank you.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
"Happy eggster."
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Treat yo'elf.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
We make a great pear
Thank brew very much.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Birch, please.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I sulfur when you argon.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
People are always after me lucky charms.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
We have great chemis-tree.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I’m elf-taught.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
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