How rude-olf of you.
Burst into cheers!
We make a great pear
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
I fence-y you.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Snow on and snow forth.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Icy what you did there.
Drink happy thoughts.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
It’s snow joke.
We have great chemis-tree.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
As it snow happens.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Resting Grinch face.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I love you dairy much.
He’s an elf-made man.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
You raise the bar.
Love at frost sight!
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
That look soots you.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns