You’re sleigh-in’ it.
We’re in a-green-ment.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Treat yo'elf.
You’re my soul Santa.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
He’s my pinch charming.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Let’s get elf-ed up.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Irish you were beer.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Dublin’ the fun.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
I sulfur when you argon.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Rebel without a Claus.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Best in snow.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Love at frost sight!
We make a great pear
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
This is snow laughing matter!
Irish you luck.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Every piece of you is sweet.
I find you very a-peeling.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Drink happy thoughts.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
"I've found some bunny to love."
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Snow thank you.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
"What an egg-citing day."
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Sips getting real.
"Just don't carrot all."
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