You’re the queen of my heart.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
I'm the life of the paddy.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
I followed my heart to you.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Look for a rainbow connection.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
"There's no bunny like you."
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
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