Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
We have great chemis-tree.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
I’m feelin’ pine.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
She has high elf-esteem.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Distill my beating heart.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I call the shots.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
You snooze. You booze.
Love at frost sight!
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
That look soots you.
Burst into cheers!
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
He’s my pinch charming.
You shamrock my world.
Say it ain’t snow.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Beer-lieve it or not!
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Yoda one for me!
As it snow happens.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Dublin over in laughter.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Best in snow.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
This is snow laughing matter!
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