Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
You better beer-live it!
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
I'm snow bored.
Snow thank you.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
I’m fondue you.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
You have me greening from ear to ear.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
It takes one to snow one.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Fir sure.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
You’re the queen of my heart.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
You're acute Valentine.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
You snooze. You booze.
This is snow laughing matter!
I love you meow and forever.
Dublin over in laughter.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Make it rein.
It's ice to meet you.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Happy eggster."
Up to snow good.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Irish you were beer.
"Just don't carrot all."
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
You snow the drill.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
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