I'm the life of the paddy.
We make a great pear
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
You are spud-tacular.
It's lit.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I’ll never fir-get.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
I have the final sleigh.
You sleigh me.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
"What an egg-citing day."
You have a pizza my heart.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Shake your shamrocks.
Don’t be elfish.
Who’s your paddy?
"Some bunny needs vodka."
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
I’m feelin’ pine.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Yule be sorry.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
I sulfur when you argon.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
I only have ice for you.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
I can heartly wait to see you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
It takes one to snow one.
Get clover it, babe.
As it snow happens.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Thank brew very much.
I'm snow bored.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
My love for you is like no otter.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
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