I only have ice for you.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Thank brew very much.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Don’t be elfish.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Snow on and snow forth.
I loaf you.
Resting Grinch face.
It’s worth a shot.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Your presents is requested.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
I'm snow bored.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Don’t give into beer pressure.
I’m fondue you.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
You are spud-tacular.
Distill my beating heart.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
You’re as sweet as Pi.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
You’re the queen of my heart.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
I'm the life of the paddy.
I followed my heart to you.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Keep calm and leprech-on.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Life is brew-tiful!
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
I'm Claus-trophobic.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
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