"No eggs-cuses."
You raise the bar.
It’s worth a shot.
Icy what you did there.
It’s snow joke.
Thank brew very much.
"Just don't carrot all."
I sulfur when you argon.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
You’re my pot of gold.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
We make a great pear
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Cutest clover in the patch.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
I'm pine-ing for you.
Your presents is requested.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
I have the final sleigh.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Every piece of you is sweet.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
He’s an elf-made man.
Don’t be elfish.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Make it rein.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
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