Hold on for deer life.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
We have great chemis-tree.
Your presents is requested.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
"Eggs-cuse me."
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
It’s worth a shot.
I think I found my perfect match
Wear green, or leaf.
"Just don't carrot all."
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Paddy like a rockstar.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Thank brew very much.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Sip, sip, horray!
You raise the bar.
Up to snow good.
I followed my heart to you.
"Just one hot chick."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Say it ain’t snow.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Let’s take an elfie.
Fir sure.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I sulfur when you argon.
You shamrock my world.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Love at frost sight!
Snow thank you.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Dublin over in laughter.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Sleigh, what?!
I have the final sleigh.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
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