Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
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