I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
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