What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
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