After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
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