The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
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