What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
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