What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
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