Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
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