What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
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