Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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