Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.