Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
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