Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
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