Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
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