Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
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