What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
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