What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
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