Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
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