How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
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