If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
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