What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
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