What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
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