When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
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