Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
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