What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.