What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
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