What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
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