Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
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