What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
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