Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
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