Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
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