What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
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