What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
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