Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?
It's members are Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch ... And George Harrison.
I brought a new vacuum cleaner.
It sucks.
How are air conditioners like humans?
Both get turned on when it's hot.
My wife left a note on the fridge, saying, "This isn't working. Goodbye."
I opened it and it works fine.
A friend of mine once found a hundred dollar bill in his pocket after doing laundry...
I became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.
The guy who got arrested for eating batteries…. He is to be charged in the morning.
What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A socket wrench.
My friend has a cold storage device that will discuss philosophical issues. It's a deep freezer.
This morning, my dad told me something that gave me the chills.
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
Why was the teapot sitting in the corner?
It was having a pour attitude.
I stopped ironing my clothes.
I have less pressing concerns.
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
The repair man said he thought he'd fixed the propane stoves, but he couldn't be quite sure.
After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.
I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?
Ka-BROOM!!!
What did the lamps do after their date?
They got turned on.
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small lamp.
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
I get so mad when the heater is on.
I don't know why, I just lose my cool.
My dad used to crack jokes standing above our fireplace.
Now he's passed the mantle on to me.
My roommate keeps taking my water bottle out of the refrigerator.
It's not cool man.
What is the most desirable kitchen appliance?
A hot plate.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.
A policeman was busted for collecting bribes and hiding the money in his freezer....
When the authorities searched his freezer, they found nothing but cold hard cash
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
Go to BabaMail
