Refrigerators look kinda boring.
But actually they're pretty cool
What is a surfer's least favorite kitchen appliance?
A Microwave
What happens if you put an iPhone in a blender?
You get apple juice.
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
I tried to taste the hot light bulb
But I got my tungstenned.
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting this year's Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
It’s a real game changer
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they can’t remember the words.”
I hate when my heater says something that sounds meaningful...
But it turns out to just be blowing hot air.
What do you call a Smart TV?
In-telly-gent.
What is an outlet’s favorite song?
I’ve Got The Power.
I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.
My TV hates the outside world.
Whenever it faces outside it just glares.
Got my new blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
What do you call an Incarcerated late night TV show host?
Jimmy Felon.
People find laundry therapeutic...
Because it takes a load off their mind.
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
I watched it all unfold.
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
Where do light bulbs go shopping?
The outlet stores.
I was opening up all the vents in our house. My wife didn't understand why.
"You may think that's eVENTfull. You'll undestand why I do this eVENTually"
Why do Russian teapots have to go to bed early?
Because samovars have to work tomorrow.
I put my fancy shirts in the freezer before I wear them.
It's cold fashion, look it up!
A hand mixer started a speakeasy.
It was a wisk-y business.
My favorite crime TV show has a duck as the main character.
He always quacks the case.
My mixer broke down today. I'm very sad to part with it, I couldn't have whisked for a better friend.
What do you call a fake pastry?
A prop tart!
"Is your dishwasher running?"
"Seeing as it doesn't have feet, it does not"
What do you call a slice of bread you put in the toaster?
A tanning bread.
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the industrial cake mixer?
He's feeling much batter now.
Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president...
Because I am washing-a-ton.
My landlord said we need to talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied: “Sure, my door is always open.”
Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.
The secretary left me a message saying humidity will hit 90% today...
She wrote it on a sticky note.
My roommate keeps taking my water bottle out of the refrigerator.
It's not cool man.
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”
The superconductor left without resistance.
A cow not being on the grill for very long is a rare occurrence.
What did the toaster say to the criminal bread?
"I'm taking you into crustody"
What do you call someone that's always stealing your heat?
A brrrglar!
What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? ‘You spark up my life!”
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy? A power play.”
I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway.
Now it's a washp.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
Is your refrigerator running? I was hoping to vote for it.
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”
This morning, my dad told me something that gave me the chills.
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
Why can’t dishwashers do parallel dancing?
They’re never in sink.
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