I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
I'm not a fan.
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A socket wrench.
What do you get if you put kisses in a blender?
A Smoochie.
What football team do energy providers root for the most? The Chargers”
If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake.
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
I gave my wife a lamp for our anniversary.
Someone’s getting LED tonight.
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They use CFLs!
People find laundry therapeutic...
Because it takes a load off their mind.
Did you hear the one about the ice cube’s great escape from the freezer?
You could say it was a well thawed out plan.
Always knock on the fridge before opening.
Just in case there is a salad dressing
The repair man said he thought he'd fixed the propane stoves, but he couldn't be quite sure.
After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.
What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.”
Sitting near the fireplace is just like a whole bunch of bees...
'swarm
My wife asked if I knew how to turn on the dishwasher.
I told her I would some flirty compliments.
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?
It's members are Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch ... And George Harrison.
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
Me: Dad, can I turn the air-conditioner on?
Dad: did you shampoo it first?
My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry punsץ
So from today I'm detergent to be better.
What instrument never fails to energize a crowd?
An electric guitar.
A burglar stole all my lamps.
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you make the vacuum cleaner.
Yesterday I put a $50 note in my freezer.
Now I have some frozen assets.
I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.
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