Is your refrigerator running? I was hoping to vote for it.
Did you hear about the abusive flashlight? It was charged with battery.
What did the lamp say to the flickering candle?
"Do you want to go out sometime soon?"
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
I couldn't resist this flirty TV remote...
It was an instant turn on.
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting this year's Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
What do you call a fake pastry?
A prop tart!
My friend had put some beans in the coffee grinder
After a few seconds I told him to stop. That's fine.
My Co-Worker came in today exhausted from staying up all night watching Television comedies...
She Satired.
The tea pot sounds so angry!
Nah, its just letting off some steam.
What is a jedi electrician’s favorite tool?
His lightsaber.
Why did the lamps get arrested?
They were in some shady business
I was going to start ironing, but I decided it was too depressing.
What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity.
The guy who got arrested for eating batteries…. He is to be charged in the morning.
What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing?
A linty-hop.
My friend pointed at a chandelier and said: "isn't that the coolest chandelier ever?"
I replied: "I don't know if it's the coolest, but it's up there."
Why did the freezer never graduate?
Because it was set on 0 degrees.
Did you hear what the foolish gardener did?
The guy planted a light bulb and though he’d get a power plant.
Even the heaviest chandelier is pretty light.
What do you call a slice of bread you put in the toaster?
A tanning bread.
The repair man said he thought he'd fixed the propane stoves, but he couldn't be quite sure.
After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.
Television is a medium,
Because anything well done is rare.
I once knew a priest that only ate microwave soup.
He was a Ramen Catholic.
What's the first tea that comes in a teapot?
empytea
What did the blender say to his crush?
"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly."
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”
What do mushrooms watch on TV?
Spores.
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