How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
French people give me the crepes.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
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