France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
French people give me the crepes.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
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