Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
French people give me the crepes.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
French, French Revolution
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
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