It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
French people give me the crepes.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Can I be Candide with you?
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
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