There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
French, French Revolution
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
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