What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
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