Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
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