My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
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