My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
French, French Revolution
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
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