I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
French, French Revolution
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
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