“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
French, French Revolution
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
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