How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
French, French Revolution
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
French people give me the crepes.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
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