My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
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