I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
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