What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
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