What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
French people give me the crepes.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
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