What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
French, French Revolution
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
Can I be Candide with you?
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
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