I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
French people give me the crepes.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
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