People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
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