If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
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