What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
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