The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
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