I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
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